http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/

Type a few words in, get a hilarious story.

:D

Such as:

Tim sipped efficiently at his drink and stood randy behind a table. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel fun and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how wary his elbow got when he was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Tim knew very well why he was at the party: to see Alice.

Ah, Alice. Just the thought of her, the chance of a glimpse of her heavy thumb made Tim's heart beat like a cloud that expels rain-drops.

But tonight everyone was masked. Tim peered amazingly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Alice. There, he thought, the woman over by the hat, the ecstatic one with the lion mask. It had to be Alice. No one else could look so bored, even in a lion mask.

She began to walk Tim's way and Tim started to panic. What if she actually talked to Tim?

Alice came right up to Tim and Tim thought that he was going to faint.

"Hello," Alice said softly. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the box," Tim said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so lolsome.

Just then, a tired voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Tim's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Alice might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Alice swept Tim into her arms, bent him in a room, and kissed Tim loudly, slipping him the tongue and groping his finger.

Tim could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out silently and pulled Alice's mask off her face. It was Alice! "I knew it was you," Tim said and took his own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Alice said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Tim watched her go. She would be right back, Tim was sure. Just as soon as she had her punch.

And then they would fall in love.