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Quitting at 9999

Anschul [Edit] [Delete] 01:58, 4 July '07

I always made a little deal to myself that I'd quit DiS at 9999 posts

seems a fair amount of verbiage has gone down the wires onto this site and perhaps it could be channeled more constructively (certainly I'm not alone in wasting a vast number of hours here)

So yeah - maybe I'll write 'Flashback' - my movie idea about a dude who's a total acid freak who after a ten year bender on trips (65 - 75) suddenly gets mega paranoid that he needs to put on weight and instantly starts stuffing himself for a decade (75-85) and becomes the worlds fattest man

Then he gets so sick of himself that he goes on a 14 year health kick culminating in him slimming back down almost to his 1975 weight and thus winning the weight watcher of the century award

Of course, with his body fat disappearing he steps onto the stage to receive his gong just at the moment that his subcutaneous fat recedes to the acid layer and he's hit with almighty flashback transcendence and award ceremony chaos ensues

could be a winner

either way - thanks good people of DiS - it's been an enjoyable ride

BYE!


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