Has anyone else heard what's been happening? It's incredible. All day, Talk Sport have been saying that Tevez is moving to Man United on loan, from the 3rd party that owns him. In effect, this would confirm that West Ham never owned him.

However, the West Ham chairman just released a statement saying that he was a registered player with the club, and that he was contracted until 2010, and going nowhere.

I'm confused, and fascinated...