this morning while walking home from the train station in an extremely monged/inebriated state (around 7am) i was targeted by a pair of "geezas" in a van.

They gave me abusive hand gestures, and naturally i replied with prolonged v-signs and sporadic grabbing and pointing to of the crotch. But still it pissed me off intensely

Basically, anyone who does any sort of drive by abuse should be vapourised instantly, without mercy.

I would have loved them to stop and confront me, since my mood would have dictated a swift blow to their crotch and extensive jumping upon their neck

In fact, anyone who drives a van is deserving of some sort of neck stamping

In other news, i'm not going to work today. HUZZAH!