I love it when this happens. Three loosely connected observations:

1. They've taken down half the ceiling and the landing is covered in wire but I the payoff is hearing one shout "Dan! Dan! Dan! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN!"

2. The same gentleman has named the first volume of my memoirs: "Bring plenty of blue, there's all shit in the tube."

3. When workmen come round, does anyone else find you can't stop ending sentences with 'mate', when you wouldn't usually? I know this is on Peep Show, but it's true.

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