I had to review it and thought I might get a better than usual seat. Maybe. But didn't get my hopes up.

What I didn't expect was a suite, with a free bar, free food, sofas and an amazing view of the stage. Turns out they didn't shift enough of the £250 tickets (TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS) and gave them to reviewers at the last minute. Hell, I'd have watched Keane for that treatment.

Oh, and he was really good. Fergie can fuck right off though.