Being captain of this country I have decided to dissolve the government and opposition (humanely, they'll be bludgeoned unconscious before they're bulldozed into the acid vats) and turn it over to the DiS boards

It is up to you to nominate and vote for board members or your choices from outside the boards, historical figures and fictional figures accepted, a cardboard cutout of them will be placed in the relevant chair

I shall leave a list of places to be filled, there'll be an opposition of course. Ministers without portfolio and diplomats to places like Rhumbabaland etc shall also be accepted

Prime Minister

First Lord of the Treasury

Minister for the Civil Service

Chancellor of the Exchequer

Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs

Secretary of State for Justice

Lord Chancellor

Secretary of State for the Home Department

Secretary of State for Defence

Secretary of State for Scotland

Secretary of State for Health

Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs

Secretary of State for International Development

Secretary of State for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory Reform

Leader of the House of Commons

Lord Privy Seal

Minister for Women

Party Chair

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions

Secretary of State for Wales

Secretary of State for Transport

Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government

Parliamentary Secretary to the Treasury and Chief Whip

Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families

Minister for the Cabinet Office

Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster

Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport

Secretary of State for Northern Ireland

Leader of the House of Lords

Lord President of the Council

Chief Secretary to the Treasury

Secretary of State for Innovation, Universities and Skills

Minister for the Olympics and London

Lords Chief Captain of the Gentlemen at Arms

Attorney General

Minister for Housing

Minister for Africa, Asia and UN

Parliamentary Private Secretary to the Prime Minister

Parliamentary Private Secretary to the Prime Minister (there's two)

I shall be interested to see the outcome