i'm bored, there have been no arguments yet today. I'm bored of racism and whether smoking during sex should be decriminalised.

pick one of the following topics:

1. Why does God never make amuptees' legs grow back, yet some believe he has, on occasion, cured cancer?
2. Dogs are better than cats
3. Commercial success is the only really tangible measure of musical merit
4. Football is meaningless
5. Everyone is actually bisexual, but society represses it

go!