As you all know I have magic powers. I can see into the future and tell you exactly what is going to happen.

So i've decided to offer my services as a predictionist (i don't wish to be lumped in with fake psychics so I have invented my own name for it) for free! for one day only!

simple state your date of birth, your full name, and what aspect of the future you wish to know about and I shall give you a comprehensive and 100% accurate prediction, guaranteed.

go!