If you don't desist:

1. I will unclog your disco
2. I will butter your teak pineapple coaster
3. I will begin to comb your dog's hair with a conch shell but only do half a job
4. I will paint clouds into your underpants
5. I will beget Esaw
6. I will become your cousin for a week of sun-soaked bliss
7. I will grape juice turtle shake benevolence
8. I will frogmarch you until wimbletide
9. your duck will be my father
10. horrific kittens will shalom your moustache

what are yours?