I've broken my headphones so my ipod is currently defunct, usually it's okay, the bus is quite quiet and I sleep all the way to work. However, this morning, I got on the crowded bus and found a seat on the back seat on the top deck, I had to squish between a big old lady and a little man with dreads and a guitar. As I sat down I became aware of the reason my seat was free. There was a massive DUDE sitting facing me with his mobile phone blaring out TUNES, to which he was dancing to. Very actively. I had to huddle together with the old lady and the dreads man to avoid the flailing limbs. Someone asked him to shut up to which he got really angry and started shouting about freedom of expression and that he wasn't a slave any longer.. Blurgh.. I breathed a big sigh of relief when he got off at Angel, but only for a moment, coz then Mister dreads (who'd been bitching about him all the way) climbed into his seat and started playing the frigging guitar while staring meaningfully into my eyes. I had to pretend to be asleep until Euston when he poked me and gave me his card..

I'm considering getting a scooter.