on friday i went to a wedding. it "deluged" the entire way down to brighton, i thought i was going to die on the M25, which was pretty much like a river. i got very drunk when we got there.

we had to get up 6.30am to drive to another wedding...in gloustershire. it was flooded everywhere. loads of abandoned cars. the river Avonwas about 400 metres wide!

this is a bit dull isnt it? er, a girl said this to me at one of the weddings:

"have you got a girlfriend"
"yes. shes the girl stood next to me who you're also talking to."
"oh...do you want to come home with me?"
"haha. no."