Why is it that whenever I get my haircut it is never by someone who understands that I want to look like a slightly effete indie ponce?

Got my haircut two days ago and the girl totally fucked it up. She gave me a side-parting type fringe but my hair was too short for it. I looked like a member of Conservative Future.

I've sorted it out temporarily at least by changing the style but honestly, does nobody else have this problem?

Also, she was a nastily racist South African girl...