I just saw Ricky Gervais sat in the back of a Mercedes. It pulled up right next to me, and he had his window open. We made eye contact, and I struggled to resist the urge to shout something 'witty' at him. It was pretty awkward. And then he drifted back out of my life just as quickly as he arrived, back into the Barbican traffic

Last week I saw Mick Jones. He looks like a sad, wet fish. I didn't say anything to him either, because I'm lame

And there's MORE (albeit slightly less impressive). Yesterday I spent an hour or so in the company of Shovell, of M People fame. He's actually one of the nicest blokes you're ever likely to meet

Seen anybody famous recently?