or 'Perfecting a photo, without changing the child'.

http://www.naturalbeautiescontest.homestead.com/retouch4a.html

or 'Make your children look like sinister automata'

http://www.naturalbeautiescontest.homestead.com/retoucha.html

this one looks like a cartoon:

http://www.naturalbeautiescontest.homestead.com/retouch1a.html

there was no real hope for this one:

http://www.naturalbeautiescontest.homestead.com/retouch1aa.html

What the ACTUAL fuck?