A work 'colleague' has just come off the phone to his ladypartner, and relayed the conversation:

'Trace just said to me 'If a bar was paying £15 an hour, would you let me work there?, and I said to her 'I don't care how much it's fucking paying, I am not having you working in a bar'.

Having had conversations in the past (most notably incredibly heated arguments about his use of the word 'faggot' and about how you can be patriotic and still have a Scottish Prime Minister) I bowed to better judgement and said nothing.

But: what the fuck?! Not letting your bird work in a bar??! Isn't that a teensy bit pathetic? Yes? No? Ever been controlled? Ever been controlling? Do you not let your boyfriend say 'cunt'? Do you not let your girlfriend wear blue because it's a man's colour?

YOU.