Professional Yorkshire whinger or just professional YOrkshireman? I don't know whether I half-like him for comedy value or just hate him for his relentless and repetitive diatribes and the fact that nothing is ever EVER his fault. His recent Benitez comments have finally made me decide the latter. However I do admire his passion for 'the game'.

He could have been chelsea manager you know. When they were worth a pound that is.