My favourite news story of the day

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6938131.stm

"A Briton living in New Zealand in an old car, with a pet possum, has denied he is missing aristocrat Lord Lucan."

It goes on...

"Mr Woodgate lives in a battered Land Rover near the country town of Marton with a cat, a pet possum called Redfern and goat named Camilla.

Neighbour Margaret Harris said she became convinced he was Lord Lucan after seeing a picture of the peer in an old magazine.

...

"I'm sure that is who he is because he is trying to make out he's a very poor man; poor my foot."