Played a gig at the New Cross Inn last night. At about midnight a toilet attendant showed up, much like the way the shopkeeper turns up in Mr Ben. I didnt ask for his services but he inflicted them upon me anyway and then quite aggressively demanded a tip which i declined to give.
This 'Profession' is only one step down from an establishment hiring someone to wipe your arse for you. Ban this sick filth now!