s'hara desert says:
i was like an emperor or something

s'hara desert says:
good start innit

Siobhan was born (a unicorn) says:
ahah

s'hara desert says:
and my handmaidens or whatever they were had captured you from somewhere

s'hara desert says:
and made you into like a human pinata, and were doing...some...things to you while you were suspended in the air

so... who else has really fucked up sex dreams?