What's it all about?

I don't understand the appeal, at all. But not just in a sort of 'I don't get how you can enjoy Muse' kind of way.

In a sort of 'I don't get how you can enjoy rubbing nettles over your face' way.

ALL the fittest ladies of the world seem to have small boobs. Fact.
ALL the ones with big busties are DOGS. Fact.

Proof - Small-boobed:
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Audrey-Hepburn-Photograph-C10101762.jpeg

Big-boobed:
http://sknisovice.tran.cz/images/Jordan.jpg

Would anyone agree that not only are they largely unappealing, they're also a gigantic put-off?