On Monday I realised that, for the past couple of months, I have been putting perfectly good cutlery in the bin

Let me break it down for y'all

In my work canteen the sink is waaaaaaaaay over the other side to where I sit when I eat my lunch (it's a big canteen, as the place employs about 2,500 people). Rather than walking all the way down to the sink (70 yeards or so) to drop off my fork, I've realised that I'm slyly (sp?) slipping it into the bin along with my empty plastic pasta pot. I must've binned about twelve perfectly good forks in recent months, purely because I'm a lazy shit

Somebody enlighten me with similar tales of scandal