I've just been out for a lovely fish and chip lunch with a few people from work. We sat outside in the (now hidden) sun and enjoyed each others company, free from the restraints of office life. We laughed. We cried. We ate haddock

BUT our time together was almost blighted by a gaggle of hoodrats that congregated to our left. They've must've been what, 13 years old, but spent the entirety of their stay grabbing their crotches and 'rapping', whilst staring at the diners. One of them had a metal plate sticking out of his jogging bottoms, and he walked with quite a severe limp (or is that a 'gangsta lean'?). The rapping was, obviously, amazingly bad

And this was in Shoreditch

Had any recent 'intimidating' experiences with 'gangs' of this nature? Problem is, they're so fucking young that you look like a prick for saying/doing anything

I hate to sound Daily Mail, but it'll be interesting to see what kids like this turn out like when they hit their early 20s