GOD i hate Saturday tele. It's all a big dick tease up untill MOTD and I don't know why everything has to be so shit?? Why is Open All Hours still on our TV's?

I feel sorry for anyone who doesn't like footabll and/or supports West Ham.

What else do you hate about Saturday tele?

oooh, also before i forget, I hate my parents alcoholism which is purely (i feel) fueled by lame Saturday tele.

When celebrity Squids attack.
When good celebrity pets go bad.
Celebrity squid factor.
Dancing with squids on ice.
Peter Schmeichel
and so on...