First ever visit to Paris, things I have noticed:

1.Europeans are concerned by hair that isnt either:

a) very short
b) shoulder length and greasy ridden

2.Landmarks in London are small, those in Paris are bloody huge

3.The Palace of Versailles is the best house ever. If your going to spend all your countries money and slightly upset the peasantry, you may as well do it in style

4.Litres of beer are good