The guy upstairs. He's actually a cunt because I can hear him yelling like a twat around his young kids.

Anyway, he smokes out of his window and the smoke has a habit of drifting into our open windows which means I now have the tickle of smoke at he back of my throat.

And he chucks his butt ends out into our empty car park space next to our flat.

Essentially, a total cunt.