hi, on my way home on friday, on the nightbus, i was alseep upstairs and got woken up by someone next to me. i think she poked me, or pushed me or something. she opens with:

"are you jewish?"
"no"
"oh ok. i really want a boyfriend but there are too many fucking foreigners in this country"
"oh well" (i'm very drunk and asleep)
"its just annoying. why are there so many of them?"
"why dont you move to spain then?"
"theres way too many foreigners there"
"tough shit then. look, there arent even any foreigners on this bus....er... (unable to work out what sort of point i was trying to make, i go back to sleep)

i then get woken up 10 mins later by here going, "i think i'm going to be sick" and going downstairs with her friend.

great story huh?!