1. Most people listen to Brian Eno at least once a day. How?

2. Number of 'the's in the lyrics of Ask by The Smiths multiplied by four. Add one-sixth of the number of times the word 'Love' is said in She loves you by the Beatles. Add ten then divide by three, multiply by zero and add seven.

3. What do Mad Fang-fuck and oral sex have in common?

4. Link Malcolm McLaren to Manet in one step.

5. Name 3 songs named after Shakespeare plays. (slight variations allowed)