Man, I love international rugby. I don't watch league or anything, but internationals are brill.
I used to play rugby. The one sporting achievement I ever had was winning the "13-15s player's player of the year" award at Paisly rugby club. We only ever won one game, but still.

Scotland are playing at the weekend, and even better I don't have to see johnny wilkinsons smug cunt face staring at me whilst he squats over the pitch and pushes out a big rugby ball shaped turd before kicking it through the posts.