was late in

have 8.30 phonecall from dickhead who doesn't understand anything, then requires confirmation email of everything I just said.

have to catch up with all sorts of crap I didn't do on Friday

air conditioning isn't working

feel grumpy.

milk on weetabix is OFF.

diet coke is WARM.

my evil nemesis has already sent me two emails starting with the phrase 'hello to you'. FUCK OFF YOU STUPID COW. She wants to know where her meeting request is for Thursday - YOU'RE NOT BLOODY INVITED.

I have to pull my sickie this week. Going to tell boss today I have hospital tests on Thursday and Friday. Probably going to blush.

I think I need a drink. How's your day going?!