Before I did a gig on Sunday I made the following comment to one of my band in reference to a review someone had done:

"the reviews good but if one more person says I remind them of Jack Black I'm gonna scream"

After a gig on Sunday a girl came up to me and said the following:

"That was great. You really remind me of that guy in that film - you know, School of Rock. What was his name?"

And this is why I need to lose some weight.

I hope this story was interesting or imparted some kind of moral lesson or something. However I suspect I've just wasted my time and yours. Sorry!