Just get laid John, you bitter, twisted old pervert. I've had enough of you coming on here and posting your little digs at people from your cave in the midlands in the vain hope that you'll get a rise out of someone.

Well you know what? It's worked. Now go and load up Facebook and carry on furiously masturbating over every attractive young female you can find because it's the closest you're going to get to having sex ever again.