right - basically, I have no friends. Well I do, I have quite a few, but since uni finished none in the same city who share interests or music tastes with me. The closest I get is that some of them like lad-rock, and some of them like ska-punk.

This means I have about 5 gigs to go to on my own, which I don't mind doing, but I'd prefer mates, obvs.

I'm thinking I need to join some sort of club to meet people, and sexy girls. This is what people always suggest. But what sort of club?

(this is a semi-serious thread, so I will impose a quota of 1 joke reply to every 4 serious). kthx!