A few days ago I received a pair of headphones that to speak entirely frankly, were a fucking joke.

Now here's the weird part: I contacted the seller and told him that not only would I be expecting my money back immediately, but he could forget about me spending my own money to send his piece of shit headphones back to him.

Just checked my e-mail - refund.

I feel like Homer Simpson when he gets the duelling glove. THIS POWER! I'm just going to go around being super asserting to everybody now.