Argh!
I hate horse boxes, they provoke a rage within me usually reserved for funk rock bands.
Surely there must be a more effective method of transporting them other than a tin box on wheels capable of going no more than 37mph...

Alternatives-
#Freezing them in Carbonite
#Trebuchet
#Some kind of foam packing material
#Attach rollerblades to their hooves and pull them behind a car.

Any other ideas to solve this cunundrum?