The slogan for a Playstation 3 game where you fight with swords.

Who the fuck comes up with this dreadful shit? Do they realise how ridiculous it is? I mean, it's hard not to just burst out laughing watching that kind of meaningless, pathetic sloganeering.

I'm pretty sure that's not the reaction their paychecks would demand.

Anyway - examples of the most hollow or patently untrue advertising you can think of?