Well, I tried to resist it, but like before, the tide was unstoppable.

Friend: "Are you on Facebook?"
Me: "No."
Friend: "Well, if you're not on Facebook [good thing cannot happen]"
Me: "Fine. I am on Facebook now."
Friend: "Good. Never forget how I made you do that."
Me: "I won't."

It is done now. Most of you are hereby invited to be my 'friends'. As soon as I figure out what exactly Facebook is.