http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7037022.stm
so, not only does he get to go to prison on his own terms "around my work", he's a 'douche' for missing out on an absolute classic opportunity - film the next series IN prison with REAL criminals and actually beat them senseless.
how amazing will that be/how much abuse is he going to get once hes in there!?