http://eforms.yourlondon.gov.uk/pub/servlet/ep.blank?auth=1902&type=sc_home&st=scores
for london ones, there are other 'scores on the doors' websites for all other areas, just google scores on the doors and the name of your county.

My favourite kebab place got 2 stars (barely complies with legal minimum, more effort required)
My favourite lunchtime cafe got the same. The lunch place which once put a shard of sharp plastic in my sandwich got 3 stars.

So... Eatery, location score please.