Why would I need to? I totally understand how women spend a lot of money of fancy underwear.

My mum has always bought my pants for me and the only time when I get new ones is when I go home and my mum goes "oh, by the way, I was in *insert shop name* and saw these, so I picked them up for you."

I just don't see the point in wasting my money on pants, when I could spend it on other things when I can just get them for free anyways.

I have a lot of pants. But they're all freebies.

I think I'm smart on this one!