Ok, so I've just been informed that tonight I'm going to a fancy dress party, the theme of which is 'the dearly departed disco'.

Ignoring the fact that I HATE fancy dress parties, I feel kinda obliged to join in. I have a very small window in which to buy any necessary items and a small budget.

The best idea I've come up with so far requires the purchase of a toy shotgun, a baggy t-shirt and some fake blood. Instant Kurt Cobain.

Any better suggestions?