don't ever say these two things to a christian:
1) "jesus fucking christ" (an exclamation i made when he was slipping on some slippery wooden steps and fell a bit. saying i was calling out to jesus to help him did not convince him it was an ok thing to say.)
2)suggesting that jesus slept with whores.
(but, see, the word "service" means only one thing to me...!)
ahhhh.........goodnight xoxoxox