I tried this when I was 18, but, I was a bit rubbish and got caught coming out of McDonalds on about day 3, as a result this cute, but, militant vegetarian crossed me off her metaphorical Christmas card list.

However, my friend has now been doing the very same for a month, living a double life in which he never eats meat when he is with his girl, doesn't keep any at his flat (lest he gives the game away), but, sneaks off to cafes/restaurants/his mum's house to chow down on dead animals whenever possible.

So, have you ever pretended to be a carcass dodger for macking purposes, if so, how did it work out for you?

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