imagine you could be the best in the world at something really trite but useful in its own way. i'm not talking being the fastest runner or the best drummer, i'm talking "THE WORLD'S BEST IRONER" or "THE WORLD'S BEST AT TOWEL DRYING ONESELF AFTER A SHOWER" or even "THE WORLD'S BEST PRONOUNCER OF THE WORD DELIBERATION"

what would your skill be if you could choose? i'd like to be the world's best plastic bag opener.

p.s. i am already the world's best at connect four