So the little net thing you put your washing powder tablets into has walked out on me again, maybe for good this time

It's went walkies before, shacking up with a pillow case for several months once before I tracked it down and talked it into coming back. It disappeared again during week and after searching through all the washed items I could find no sign of it. If any of you see it tell it I wish it genuine happiness with whoever and wherever it is

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