I already voiced objections to Subway popularizing the idea of corn as an acceptable sandwich filling, but sadly it appears we are in the middle of the great corn industry push of 2007.

A fortnight ago outside Shepherds Bush Station there appeared a wagon serving Cups O' Corn, and now a week later there is an identical vendor 25m down the road. It's like Starbucks for corn.

Corn has it's place in the world, but that place isn't being drunk from a cup and it isn't being served in sandwiches.

Learn to know your place you chavvy vegetable