you may as well just chop my arms off. Someone comes on the telly and I think to myself, 'where do I know him from? I'll just check imdb.com NO I WON'T COS THE FUCKING THING STILL ISN'T WORKING'.

I must have literally some e-mails from all the people on facebook wanting to be my friend. They'll be going frantic with worry.

Anyone else gone without anything, ever?