I cut myself shaving this morning. I know this, because now I'm at work and the option of changing is unavailable, I've noticed the huge streaks of blood down the chest of my t-shirt. I say I noticed it, it was pointed out to me by the hot girl in the next office who I decided to finally make more than a 'hello' conversational attempt with today for the first time. Which quickly led to 'you know you've got blood all down your chest'. Ace.

How have I failed to notice this, and is blood an acceptable bodily fluid to wear upon your person at work?