- with your current lover.

The room is divided in two by a glass, sound-proof wall.

On the other side of the wall is every member of your family that you know.

There are no duvets or covers on the bed; no way of hiding things.

For £1,000,000, you have been asked to 'perform' in front of Keith Chegwin and Les Dennis, who are re-enacting '2girls1cup' over an unspecified coffin. Naked.

This music is playing at 120 decibels: 'Falling' by www.myspace.com/marktimothy

No cameras are allowed; no danger of YouTube clips appearing.

Would you/could you do it?