No they don't have short memories...it's a myth.

Now...I'm a fish...swimming along...just Pescing my way..I see a morsel and think "I'm hungry..lunch"

Arrrrom! [ARRRRGH FUCKING OW OW OW OW OW ARRRGH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING...ARRRGH FUCKING AIR!!]

OH I'VE BEEN CAUGHT...blast that food chain...I'm dinner well I've eaten little plankton n' shit...guess it's the way of the wor...

What's this?

PLONNNNNNK [BACK IN THE WATER?] [SO IT WAS ALL JUST FOR A LAUGH?!] [YOU FANNIES...YOU FUCKING FANNIES]

Yes it's tradition and they've been doing it for years

but yeh, the greeks used to bum kids n' shit...don't see THAT on Countryfile.

DiScuss.